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CARSON ROGERS CASHES OUT
Short career, achieved his goal
Thursday, March 4, 2010
It was reported earlier today that PWA superstar Carson Rogers has walked away from the sport.
These were his words.
"I don't need the money anymore. I'm set for life....I can sit back, drink beer, and live the simple life once again."
When asked why the decision to not stick with PWA he responded with...
"I never wanted to be here in the first place. It was a gig. I abused the system and the fake personalities that surround this organization."
When asked how he came into enough money so quickly....
"Ask your local idiots....They paid my bills...VCR lent a wonderful helping hand after shitting himself..."
Oh...and I owe a special thanks to a friend for his efforts from a sex tape he created....The funds went to good use he said for he didn't need any other money...."
When asked about who the man was Carson responded with...
"You know him...everyone knows him...You saw him last week....He's got more money than he knows what to do with....I helped him get his life in order and he helped me...I consider him a close friend now..."
As for the sex tape participant....When he told you Wren Chesney could choke down a dick...He meant every lick of it."
His last comments were...
"Look for Sliding a Keilbasa Down a Hallway to hit stores soon..."
SECURITY STRETCHED THIN
Mugs Hammerfist called by the Board
Thursday, March 4, 2010
FRESNO, California: Early this morning at the Fashion Fair Mall in Fresno, California a few rowdy PWA fans started a melee at a Jack Gaither and Anthony D'Amato autograph signing. Gaither and D'Amato were uninjured at the incident because they failed to appear. Hammerfist and mall security regained control of the situation after a few brief moments. Fresno PD were called to arrest the offending parties. Charges range from assault, battery, and property damage as well as resisting arrest.
Investigators say this was a premeditated brawl due to the recent turn and screw you speeches towards the loyal fans by long time fan favorite Jack Gaither and Atlantic Champion Anthony D'Amato at the Code of Silence pay-per-view. A similar situation happened at CoS last week that resulted in 5 arrests and various amounts of property damage at the STAPLES Center.
The Board of Directors and Commissioner Nikki Cortez have been in contact with head of security, Mugs Hammerfist, for further information.
This comes as a disturbing trend of violence being followed since the start of the new year from current PWA roster members and now the fans themselves. Hammerfist Security crews have been put on high alert at all PWA wrestling and promotional events.
Also security will have the extra duty of keeping former wrestlers Aiden Miles and Matt Boeing away from all PWA events as per request of Commissioner Cortez.
With the brewing hatred between rival stables Mutually Assured Destruction, Murderers' Row, the 21st Century Rat Pack, and the newly formed Total Non-Stop Wrestling faction, Hammerfist Security will be stretched thin over the coming weeks. Wrestling reporters are waiting for the next break down in PWA.
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